Post by Lonely on Jul 23, 2021 16:05:20 GMT
On a beautiful summers evening a Scottish couple decide to take a leisurely walk through Princes Street Gardens in Edinburgh.
After they walk a short distance, the woman says to the man,”Ye want tae hold ma hand, don’t ye?” The man says “Aye, how did ye know?” “By the gleam in yer eye.” So they held hands.
A wee while later, the woman says to the man “Ye want tae kiss me don’t ye?” The man says aye, but how did ye know?” She replies, “By the gleam in yer eye.” So they kissed and moved on.
After a short while, the woman asks the man, “Ye want tae make love to me don’t ye?” The man says, “Aye, but how did ye know that? By the gleam in ma eye?”
“Naw", she replies, "by the tilt in yer kilt.”
After they walk a short distance, the woman says to the man,”Ye want tae hold ma hand, don’t ye?” The man says “Aye, how did ye know?” “By the gleam in yer eye.” So they held hands.
A wee while later, the woman says to the man “Ye want tae kiss me don’t ye?” The man says aye, but how did ye know?” She replies, “By the gleam in yer eye.” So they kissed and moved on.
After a short while, the woman asks the man, “Ye want tae make love to me don’t ye?” The man says, “Aye, but how did ye know that? By the gleam in ma eye?”
“Naw", she replies, "by the tilt in yer kilt.”
